The people you meet on the golf course


MLB: Toronto Blue Jays at Kansas City Royals



We have all read stories in books, magazines and blogs that go something like this….. we were on the first hole of (insert name of a golf course) and the starter asked us if we would mind if another couple of guys could join us.

Naturally golfers never say:  “Yes, we would mind.”  Golfers always say:  “Sure, that would be great, send them over.”

Sometimes it turns out that you get to play with some pretty good golfers or other times, real duffers, but most times its an enjoyable experience and you have a great day of golf.

Then there are those rare occasions where it turns out you get to play with famous people.

I had one of those experiences last week.  I was staying with my friend Ken Ross at his winter home in Phoenix and we were booked to play Granite Falls North in Surprise  Arizona. It was just the two of us.  As we were about to tee off the starter walked over and said he just got a message from the Pro Shop.  A couple of guys had turned up without a tee time and would we mind if they joined us?  Naturally we said that would be great.

He sent the two fellows over and because we were a little past our tee time by now, there was little time for in depth introductions.  We all hit our tee shots and the two new members of our group both duck hooked their drives well left and we were off.

As we proceeded down the first fairway I was thinking to myself, that one guy looks very familiar.  Because our introductions had been hurried I said to Ken, “you know, that one guy looks really familiar, what did he say his name was?”  Neither of us knew for certain.

We played on and then on the third hole it clicked:  I knew where I had seen the face before.  It was in the World Series.  I also remembered hearing on the news that the Kansas City Royals were in Arizona for spring training.

After we putted out  I casually said, “do you play any other sport like maybe baseball’?  A big grin crossed his face and he replied, “Yes, I’m Kelvin Herrera, the closer for the Kansas City Royals”.

It became obvious as the round  progressed that Kelvin was relatively new to the game of golf and that he did not have the same control with the driver that he demonstrates when throwing a 100 mile an hour fast ball.  It was equally obvious that although unpolished at golf he possessed tremendous power.  He demonstrated it on the tenth hole when he hit a drive along the left edge of the fairway perhaps half a nine iron past my drive.

He was very pleased and wondered out loud how far the ball had gone.  There was a very large cactus next to the tee box about 10 yards ahead of the spot where we teed off so I said we would go out to his ball and use the range finder to ‘shoot’ the cactus and then add the ten yards.  He hit that ball 320 yards.

All in all we had a great day!

It was rewarding for both Ken and I to shoot a lower score than a young finely tuned professional athlete, realizing of course that if he ever fine tunes his golf game we would be toast.

Ken and I agreed that this summer when we watch the Blue Jays play the Kansas City Royals and it gets to the 9th inning we will be watching a little more closely than usual and thinking back to that day in February  2017 on a golf course in Surprise Arizona.

Harry almost bought a …..’swoosh’.



Golfers are very susceptible to advertising and the companies that manufacture golf equipment and golf related gadgets have learned to play golfers like a fiddle.

The biggest selling features for new equipment and gadgets are expressed in these three words: higher, longer, straighter.

Let’s look at ‘Harry’, a typical amateur golfer.  Harry is a few years south of middle age and has reached the stage in his golf career where he realizes he will not be a professional golfer (scoring in the low nineties just won’t cut it on the tour).  No matter, Harry still wants to hit it higher, longer and straighter.

He has tried taking lessons and has purchased some on-line instruction packages that virtually guarantee to make him a better golfer.  Alas, Harry is still shooting 93.

Now understand Harry hits it pretty long.  Once when he was 35 he hit a drive 265 yards, with a nice little 5 yard draw that ended up in the middle of the fairway and rolled out nicely.  So in his mind Harry knows he can hit the ball 270 yards if he catches it just right and the wind is not blowing.

It must be the equipment he is using.

Like all of us Harry watches the Golf Channel and has seen all the infomercials.  Tees that will make the ball go 3 yards farther.  A practice harness that will eliminate his slice and with the slice gone give him an extra 15 yards.   Shoes that will impart latent energy to his feet, that’s good for another extra 5 yards.  Then of course there are those balls, the shiny lime green ones that according to the testimonials on the infomercial ‘added at least 20 yards to my drive’.   Then there are wedges that will do everything – you know, the ones that guarantee you will never leave another shot in the bunker and that make chipping from off the green a breeze and that after hitting them just once feel as though they had been in your bag forever.   And of course those irons and the driver that make the ball go an additional 30 yards.  And lastly of course that gadget, the ‘swoosh’ or whatever it was called.  Just swing that thing 10 times prior to playing and your drives were sure to go an extra 30 yards.

Harry calculated and kept a cumulative total in his mind.  He had already driven the ball damn near 270 yards once back in 1999, add the tees (273), the anti slice harness (288), the shoes, (293) the new balls (313) and of course the new driver (343).

Because Harry plays on a course where many of the par fours are just over 340 yards he decided to pass on the ‘swoosh’.

With the addition of the ‘swoosh’ he would just end up hitting too far over the green on the par 4’s.

Having spent just over a thousand dollars Harry went out and shot….you guessed it, 93.

Happy golfing Harry.